Bumble

I just wanted to feel
and maybe get felt up. 
I just wanted something new
a man who gives a fuck. 

Write a bio
take a photo
Place an ad 
and set your pace.  
Get your bait 
and toss your line
patience wins the race. 

I guess I’m good at fishing, 
got two men on the line.  
A scientist and a philosopher, 
but the latter dislikes wine. Pity. 

Set a date
go for dinner 
ask questions
don’t go too fast.  
Get your tests 
and share results 
We all have a past. 

What to do 
now there are two?
I’m not into multiplicity,  
and certainly not duplicity. 
Decisions must be made
before anyone gets laid. 

Tell the truth 
Paint a picture
with your words 
and not your bod. 
In time, you’ll know
how low to go 
or if your Saint
is the Marquis de Sade.